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Even Santa Knows He Needs a Female to Get Him Home
December 16, 2011, 7:57 pm
Filed under: Christmas Traditions, humor, Parenting, travel | Tags: , , ,

Today is my funny Friday. My sister e-mailed this to me and I loved it. I posted it on Facebook and got a ton of responses. Of course all the people who responded were women. Is it funny because we know it must be true, or is funny because we have experienced traveling with “Santa”? Maybe it is funny because the men do not get it, or at least pretend they do not. Well here is to all the females leading the way, and the men smart enough to let her do it!

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the
spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
girl.

We should’ve known….

ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all
around the world in one night and not get lost.

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A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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