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Whimsical Wednesday Presents: Christmas Fun
December 21, 2011, 9:40 pm
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Whimsical Wednesday Presents: Christmas Fun

Just for fun and because it is Whimsical Wednesday and the shortest day of the year here are some jokes, tongue twisters and santa name trivia to give your face a lift! Feel free to add your own jokes, twisters or information about Santa around the world!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
 Claustrophobic.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? 
So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? 
Because he had low elf esteem.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 
Frostbite.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? 
Snowflakes.

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas? 
Sandy Claws.

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? 
Ribbon hood.

Santa Names

Afrikaans – Kersfees Vader


Austria – Weihnachtsmann, Nikolaus


Belgium and the Netherlands – Black Pete, Christkind, Noel and Saint Nicholas

Brazil – Papai Noel


China – Che Dun Lao Ren


Denmark – Julemanden


England – Father Christmas


Estonian – Jouluvana


Finland – Joulupukki, Old Man Christmas


France – Pere Noel or le Petit


Germany – Weihnachtsmann, Nikolaus


Holland – Kerstman


Iceland – Jolasveinn


Italy – Babbo Natale


Japan – Santa Kurousu


Lithuania – Kaledu Senu


Mexico – San Nicolás, Santa


Norway – Julenissen


Poland – Star Man or Wise Men


Russia – Grandfather Frost (Ded Moroz), Dedushka Moroz


Serbo-Croation – Bozic Bata. Sveti Nickola


Spain – Three Kings
Sweden – Jultomten 


Switzerland – Saint Nicholas, Samichlaus or Saminäggi

Christmas Tongue Twisters

Seven Santas sang silly songs.

Tiny Timmy trims the tall tree with tinsel.

Santa’s sleigh slides on slick snow.

Bobby brings bright bells.

How many deer would a reindeer reign if a reindeer could reign deer?

Running reindeer romp ’round red wreaths.

Kris Kringle chose to climb the chimney at Christmas.

Chilly chipper children cheerfully chant.

Two trains travel together to Toyland.

Eleven elves licked eleven little licorice lollipops.

Santa’s sack sags slightly.

Ten tiny tin trains toot ten times.

Santa stuffs Stephie’s striped stocking.

There’s chimney soot on Santa’s suit.

Comet cuddles cute Christmas kittens carefully.

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